In this instance, Feck.
Clear effing fake tan?!?!?!?! Whatever made me think that wouldn’t go tits up?!
Top isn’t as bad as my leg is browner than it looks here but the bottom…
I cropped out the stubble and joggers. I am basically the female Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances. If you need reminding/have no idea who I’m talking about….
Add a bit of mascara, shit load of concealer because my brother had a party till 5am with load music last night and I have to get up at 6:30 for work and you have me!
Karma, one of the girls he invited got really drunk and weed in his bed.